Wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing in life.
Do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why?
I finally got to 15 followers on tumblr. i’m trying really hard to not let the fame get to my head but it’s difficult. today some lady at the supermarket asked me if i wanted paper or plastic bags and i just f*****cking lost it i am too famous for her questions. i can’t believe i haven’t been asked to do a magazine cover yet. i feel like it is coming soon.
Why do pretty faces happen to bad people
Do all American high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies
I dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought. I cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere
Is there a way for me to donate my body fat to the starving kids in Africa
When u walk past somebody attractive and u make eye contact and they smile, those moments are nice
Sometimes I’m hungry and other times I’m asleep
When you discover new music and it feels like you found Jesus
1/3 of me: I wanna be fit and sexy and have a flat stomach and be lean and have lots of muscle.
1/3 of me: I wanna be skinny and tiny and dainty and delicate and bony and frail and look cute in everything.
1/3 of me: I wanna not give a shit about what I look like and be happy instead.
True embarrassment lies within your first email address
Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead
Tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie