me: skips tutorial
me: how the fuck do you play this game

 Wondering how many miles I’ve scrolled on tumblr.. Imagine how skinny I would be if i ran those..

 if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be

 me: wtf why is everyone going to bed, it’s only..
me: oh

 Is it called crush because they will crush your heart into million pieces

 4pm: i’ll do my homework at 4:30
    5pm: i’ll do my homework at 5:30
    6pm: i’ll do my homework at 7:00
    7pm: i’ll do my homework at 7:30
    8pm: i’ll do my homework at 9:00
    9pm: i’ll do my homework at 9:30
    2am: well

 I dont even sleep anymore. I just die for a couple hours each day

 Do you every drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at it on the ground and think about what a failure you are

 “What if one day you woke up and you didnt have eyebrows” “Byebrows”

 The sexual tension when you and your crush are online on Facebook at the same time and you just stare at their little green dot

 Sending emails to teachers:
Me: Sounding extremely formal, using fancy words, correcting grammar and spelling at least 63 times.
Teacher: Ok lol thanxx :-)

 How do i know if this is a jason derulo song or not if only he could let me know in some way

 Getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the Titanic ship and look what happened there

 me at family parties:
“who even are these people”
“lets play a game called guess the wifi password”
“yes i am really this tall”
“can we leave now”
“free food holla”
“im really bad at guessing wifi passwords”

Damn, yeah! (part 1): click HERE // Damn yeah! (part 2): click HERE // Damn, yeah! (part 3): click HERE

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