Damn, yeah! (part 5)

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http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 Eating food with your left hand cause you need the other one for scrolling

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 me: Hi may I get a caramel frappuccino
    starbucks: Sure, may I get your name please
    me: Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 If you’re attractive and you talk to me first, chances are I’m very confused

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 my mom: it’s 11 pm go to sleep
    me: actually its 10:58 pm

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 I wish my stomach was as flat as the pizza I’m about to eat

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 *tries to fix sleeping schedule* *makes it worse*

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 I want kids but I dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but I dont wanna adopt either because I want them to be mine. do you see my problem?

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 Rules to learning English
1. their our know rules

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 It’s actually embarrassing how much i care about having access to internet 24/7

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 I just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 If it’s both terrifying and amazing then you should definitely pursue it.
http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75 ― Benjamin Franklin
http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 If you should be studying and you know it clap your hands
http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 You haven’t experienced awkward until you’ve tried to tickle someone who isn’t ticklish

Damn, yeah! (part 1): click HERE // Damn yeah! (part 2): click HERE // Damn, yeah! (part 3): click HERE // Damn, yeah! (part 4): click HERE

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