I thought this photo would be quite funny to share with you, although it has absolutely nothing to do with this post. I have no idea anymore who the boy  next to me is. All I remember is that the photo was taken in France at my grandfathers friends’ house. The boy had one smaller brother and one sister, with who I had lots of fun. And ehm yes, he is wearing a bathing suit. He picked one of his moms because he thought it’d be funny. If the boy in the photo ever ever sees this then I’m really sorry for publishing this.. #sorrynotsorry, it’s cute though! haha (:

 society: be yourself
society: no not like that

 how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

 my parents: your teenage years are the best years of your life!
me: you mean it gets worse

 The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest

 fat n single ready 4 a pringle

 shopping for clothes is only fun when you’re rich and skinny

 *puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

 do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar

 i once recorded myself singing and then when i listened to it i didnt talk for three days

 I hate that like 30 minute period before going out where you’re stuck in activity limbo and don’t know what to do because you’re leaving soon

 I would rather wander around a store for 9 hours than ask an employee where something is and this I do not understand

 all of my plans for the future start with “when i get rich”

 gay boy: wow i’m so sick of people stereotyping gay people and assuming we’re all a cert- YAAAAAAASSSS GAGA YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOD YAAAAAAASSS

 My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl

 I’d say about 60% of the stories I tell go unfinished because either someone cuts me off or I stop talking because I realize that no one is listening

 year is 2392
child: mommy i can’t sleep
mother: don’t worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK

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p.s. I have absolutely nothing against gay people, so don’t take it offensively. It made me laugh when I saw it on Tumblr and I just hope it made you laugh as well.

Damn, yeah! (part 1): click HERE // Damn yeah! (part 2): click HERE // Damn, yeah! (part 3): click HERE // Damn, yeah! (part 4): click HERE // Damn, yeah! (part 5): click HERE

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