shouldnt have had that second cupcake i moaned as i reached for my ninth

 *follows dreams* *dreams dont follow back* *unfollows dreams*

 me in 1st grade: wow swearing is so bad i won’t ever swear
    me now: pass the motherfuckin salt you whore

 if i worked at starbucks i’d put stuff like “like your shirt” “you’re hot” “blink once if you want my number” on people’s cups until i got fired for it.

 *gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

 WHEN BOYS GET ANGRY AND THEIR JAW DOES THE THING

 i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore

 do not underestimate how many times i can listen to a song in a row

 my laptop is warmer than my heart

 i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test

  I wish we could live in a world where junk food would make you thin

 some lyrics are so accurate i want to write them on my body and paint them on my walls and post them on every social networking site and scream them from the rooftops and get a t shirt with them on it and bathe in them and wow i just like nice lyrics

 i hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you cant have any more food and im just never ready for that kind of commitment

 she wants the (wifi passwor)d

Damn, yeah! (part 1): click HERE // Damn yeah! (part 2): click HERE // Damn, yeah! (part 3): click HERE // Damn, yeah! (part 4): click HERE // Damn, yeah! (part 5): click HERE // Damn, yeah! (part 6): click HERE

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