fuck boys, but also fuck boys you feel me

 dad: you’re up early
    me:
    dad: you never went to sleep did you

 isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

 getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies

 yes mom I know my room is a mess it’s a metaphor for my life, I’m trying to be poetic

 technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece

 me waking up: I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight

 I wish I wore red lipstick more and broke boys heart daily but sadly boys break my heart and I look bad with red lipstick

 me: wow i have so much work to do
me: *goes on tumblr*
me: *watches a movie*
me: *reads a novel
me: *takes a nap*
me: *climbs a mountain*
me: *backpacks through Europe*
me: why am i not getting anything done

 I lost my mood ring, I dont know how I feel about this

 why can’t i have a hot neighbor who ends up falling in love with me and we sneak out together and meet up in front of our yards

 sleeping naked is very dangerous because if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked

 I hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit

 when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

 do you ever get the urge to clean your entire room and then 5 minutes after u start you’re like nah son and u just lay on the floor

 I’m using Internet Explorer, I hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

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