I haven’t made a post like this one since january, due to lack of time and, I’ll just be honest, motivation. It’s a bit odd though, since I enjoy making these the most. I often get very positive feedback from friends whenever I post these and they make me laugh every time I re-read them. Anyways, so I decided to longer this one for you, so that you’re not missing out anything that happened in the past months ;)
 I never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming
 my mom asked me if i wanted cake and then I was like “no i’m ocake”
I literally can’t handle myself sometimes
 I’m not crying theres just a bit of homework in my eye
 everything good makes you fat an addict or broke
 Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro
 r u a sofa bc ur sofaking annoying
 JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVING INside her bedroom on the internet
 can you illegally download sleep
 “wanna hang out? when are you free?”
I’m never free, $50 per hang out
 “for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying” how bout I take a nap instead
 imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves
 remember when Lil Wayne said “real g’s move in silence like lasagna”
that shit fucked me up
and then I realized the “g” in “lasagna” is silent
I was like “damn……”
 *drops food and says Ctrl+Z*
 if youre sweaty and you try to touch me, I will call the police
 oh no i dropped my motivation and have no desire to pick it up
 shoutout to the friends that still like me
all two of you
 prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
 my bed is bedder than yours
 me after eating one healthy meal: I wonder how much weight I’ve lost
 your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but I think we’re related

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