Damn, yeah! ⌗11

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lishenho, lishen ho, li shen hoWooohooo, it’s that time again! This is probably one of my favourite kind of posts to create, as I laugh my ass off while looking for these texts on Tumblr. Shoutout to all the brilliant people who posted them ;)

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i don’t know what to tell u man

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 why can’t america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 scientist:on average teenagers go on the internet 16 hours a week
me:you mean per day
scientist:what
me:what

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 *tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 i like staying up at inhumanly hours, but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 people be like “Oh come on, be realistic.”
I be like: “No.”

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 i wrote a song about a tortilla
actually its more of a wrap

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 sorta wanna die sorta wanna kiss you sorta wanna get my shit together sorta wanna lose twenty pounds in a month??

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 I hate when my teachers lower my test scores… it’s so degrading

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 it took me 18 years to realise saturday has turd in it

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 there should be a dating website called ebae

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 me: exercise
me: excercis
me: excerc
me: excer
me: exe
me: ex
me: extra fries

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 current emotion: 20% battery

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 becoming a cold hearted motherfucker wasn’t really what i planned to do with my life but here i am

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 I hope my Nintendogs are alright, I haven’t fed them in 6 years

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