Wooohooo, it’s that time again! This is probably one of my favourite kind of posts to create, as I laugh my ass off while looking for these texts on Tumblr. Shoutout to all the brilliant people who posted them ;)

 to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

 when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i don’t know what to tell u man

 why can’t america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

 scientist:on average teenagers go on the internet 16 hours a week
me:you mean per day
scientist:what
me:what

 *tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

 i like staying up at inhumanly hours, but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

 people be like “Oh come on, be realistic.”
I be like: “No.”

 i wrote a song about a tortilla
actually its more of a wrap

 sorta wanna die sorta wanna kiss you sorta wanna get my shit together sorta wanna lose twenty pounds in a month??

 why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

 what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS

 I hate when my teachers lower my test scores… it’s so degrading

 my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

 it took me 18 years to realise saturday has turd in it

 there should be a dating website called ebae

 me: exercise
me: excercis
me: excerc
me: excer
me: exe
me: ex
me: extra fries

 current emotion: 20% battery

 remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

 what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

becoming a cold hearted motherfucker wasn’t really what i planned to do with my life but here i am

I hope my Nintendogs are alright, I haven’t fed them in 6 years

Damn, yeah! #1: click HERE // Damn yeah! #2: click HERE // Damn, yeah! #3: click HERE // Damn, yeah! #4: click HERE // Damn, yeah! #5: click HERE // Damn, yeah! #6: click HERE // Damn, yeah!#7: click HERE // Damn, yeah! #8: click HERE // Damn, yeah! #9: click HERE // Damn, yeah! #10: click HERE

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The last time I made a post like these was three months ago, which is quite extraordinary, since I love creating them. Due to the fact that some of us still have school, including me, I decided to do a school related “Damn, yeah!” post, so that those of you who still need to study for some tests, can have a great laugh(: Oh and don’t forget to leave a comment telling me which one is your favorite!

 Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

 When you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

 Elementary school was like “hell yeah”. middle school was like “hell no”. and high school, high school is just “hell”
College is just “what the hell” and as far as i can tell life after college is just “to hell with it”
And then, after death, you go to hell
Conclusion: life is just different variations of hell

 50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

 Good luck to everyone with exams, especially the ones who are reading this now instead of studying

 I have so much homework
What movie should I watch

 I’m that kind of person who between two choices always picks the wrong one

 Mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

 Yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

 “Everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

 Thinking skills more like thinking kills

 My goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but damn we should’ve’ girl

 There is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

 So apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???

 “Ooooohhh” I say as I still don’t understand

 *Opens blank tab* yes mom I’m doing my homework leave me alone don’t you trust me at all

 Calculator more like calcuLATER I aint about that math life

 I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests
I don’t

Damn, yeah! #1: click HERE // Damn yeah! #2: click HERE // Damn, yeah! #3: click HERE // Damn, yeah! #4: click HERE // Damn, yeah! #5: click HERE // Damn, yeah! #6: click HERE // Damn, yeah!#7: click HERE // Damn, yeah! #8: click HERE // Damn, yeah! #9: click HERE

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