Damn, yeah! (part 6)

Funny

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I thought this photo would be quite funny to share with you, although it has absolutely nothing to do with this post. I have no idea anymore who the boy  next to me is. All I remember is that the photo was taken in France at my grandfathers friends’ house. The boy had one smaller brother and one sister, with who I had lots of fun. And ehm yes, he is wearing a bathing suit. He picked one of his moms because he thought it’d be funny. If the boy in the photo ever ever sees this then I’m really sorry for publishing this.. #sorrynotsorry, it’s cute though! haha (:

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 society: be yourself
society: no not like that

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 my parents: your teenage years are the best years of your life!
me: you mean it gets worse

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 fat n single ready 4 a pringle

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 shopping for clothes is only fun when you’re rich and skinny

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 *puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 i once recorded myself singing and then when i listened to it i didnt talk for three days

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 I hate that like 30 minute period before going out where you’re stuck in activity limbo and don’t know what to do because you’re leaving soon

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 I would rather wander around a store for 9 hours than ask an employee where something is and this I do not understand

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 all of my plans for the future start with “when i get rich”

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 gay boy: wow i’m so sick of people stereotyping gay people and assuming we’re all a cert- YAAAAAAASSSS GAGA YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOD YAAAAAAASSS

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 I’d say about 60% of the stories I tell go unfinished because either someone cuts me off or I stop talking because I realize that no one is listening

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 year is 2392
child: mommy i can’t sleep
mother: don’t worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK

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p.s. I have absolutely nothing against gay people, so don’t take it offensively. It made me laugh when I saw it on Tumblr and I just hope it made you laugh as well.

Damn, yeah! (part 1): click HERE // Damn yeah! (part 2): click HERE // Damn, yeah! (part 3): click HERE // Damn, yeah! (part 4): click HERE // Damn, yeah! (part 5): click HERE

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Damn, yeah! (part 5)

Funny

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http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 Eating food with your left hand cause you need the other one for scrolling

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 me: Hi may I get a caramel frappuccino
    starbucks: Sure, may I get your name please
    me: Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 If you’re attractive and you talk to me first, chances are I’m very confused

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 my mom: it’s 11 pm go to sleep
    me: actually its 10:58 pm

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 I wish my stomach was as flat as the pizza I’m about to eat

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 *tries to fix sleeping schedule* *makes it worse*

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 I want kids but I dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but I dont wanna adopt either because I want them to be mine. do you see my problem?

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 Rules to learning English
1. their our know rules

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 It’s actually embarrassing how much i care about having access to internet 24/7

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 I just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 If it’s both terrifying and amazing then you should definitely pursue it.
http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75 ― Benjamin Franklin
http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 If you should be studying and you know it clap your hands
http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 You haven’t experienced awkward until you’ve tried to tickle someone who isn’t ticklish

Damn, yeah! (part 1): click HERE // Damn yeah! (part 2): click HERE // Damn, yeah! (part 3): click HERE // Damn, yeah! (part 4): click HERE

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