Damn, yeah! (part 9)

Funny

lishenho, li shen ho, lishen ho I haven’t made a post like this one since january, due to lack of time and, I’ll just be honest, motivation. It’s a bit odd though, since I enjoy making these the most. I often get very positive feedback from friends whenever I post these and they make me laugh every time I re-read them. Anyways, so I decided to longer this one for you, so that you’re not missing out anything that happened in the past months ;)
http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 I never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming
http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 my mom asked me if i wanted cake and then I was like “no i’m ocake”
I literally can’t handle myself sometimes
http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 I’m not crying theres just a bit of homework in my eye
http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 everything good makes you fat an addict or broke
http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro
http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 r u a sofa bc ur sofaking annoying
http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVING INside her bedroom on the internet
http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 can you illegally download sleep
http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 “wanna hang out? when are you free?”
I’m never free, $50 per hang out
http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 “for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying” how bout I take a nap instead
http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves
http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 remember when Lil Wayne said “real g’s move in silence like lasagna”
that shit fucked me up
and then I realized the “g” in “lasagna” is silent
I was like “damn……”
http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 *drops food and says Ctrl+Z*
http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 if youre sweaty and you try to touch me, I will call the police
http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 oh no i dropped my motivation and have no desire to pick it up
http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 shoutout to the friends that still like me
all two of you
http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 my bed is bedder than yours
http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 me after eating one healthy meal: I wonder how much weight I’ve lost
http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but I think we’re related

Damn, yeah! (part 1): click HERE // Damn yeah! (part 2): click HERE // Damn, yeah! (part 3): click HERE // Damn, yeah! (part 4): click HERE // Damn, yeah! (part 5): click HERE // Damn, yeah! (part 6): click HERE // Damn, yeah! (part 7): click HERE // Damn, yeah! (part 8): click HERE

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Damn, yeah! (part 8)

Funny

lishenho, li shen ho, lishen hohttp://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 fuck boys, but also fuck boys you feel me

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 dad: you’re up early
    me:
    dad: you never went to sleep did you

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 yes mom I know my room is a mess it’s a metaphor for my life, I’m trying to be poetic

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 me waking up: I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 I wish I wore red lipstick more and broke boys heart daily but sadly boys break my heart and I look bad with red lipstick

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 me: wow i have so much work to do
me: *goes on tumblr*
me: *watches a movie*
me: *reads a novel
me: *takes a nap*
me: *climbs a mountain*
me: *backpacks through Europe*
me: why am i not getting anything done

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 I lost my mood ring, I dont know how I feel about this

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 why can’t i have a hot neighbor who ends up falling in love with me and we sneak out together and meet up in front of our yards

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 sleeping naked is very dangerous because if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 I hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 do you ever get the urge to clean your entire room and then 5 minutes after u start you’re like nah son and u just lay on the floor

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 I’m using Internet Explorer, I hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

Damn, yeah! (part 1): click HERE // Damn yeah! (part 2): click HERE // Damn, yeah! (part 3): click HERE // Damn, yeah! (part 4): click HERE // Damn, yeah! (part 5): click HERE // Damn, yeah! (part 6): click HERE //Damn, yeah! (part 7): click HERE

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