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Change of worlds // Damn yeah! #12

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Dear sunshines, could you’ve guessed I’d come back? Well, here I am back from the dead.  Last time I took the effort to share something with you, I didn’t take the time to write about the changes that’s happen in my life, so a quick sum-up of what I’ve realised/done these past months.

  • I kind of have my cheese addiction under control by now.. kind of
  • I quit my study, but I’m planning to start over in September
  • Discovered that doors are perfect objects to dry your clothes or bed covers on when the drying frame is occupied.
  • I can tell by experience that it definitely is possible to watch all episodes of Designated Survivor in one day
  • Socks walk/fly/run away. I’m not sure about this one yet, but this’ll be continued.. #investigationstarted
  • Bare legs all winter won’t give you the flue, just lots of goose bumps and weird looks
  • I recently applied for a job in restaurant ‘Savage’ and started as waitress, make sure to stop by some time #suchawesomepromo
  • Pasta makes a great mid-night snack or breakfast
  • I’ve learnt not to leave food stains in my clothes until I wash them because the croquette stains won’t get out

and here you go, some things I found online you might be able to relate to..

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 alcohol is not the answer alcohol is the question, yes is the answer

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611  Why have abs when u can have kebabs

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611  “i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet 

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 pool party at my house bring your own pool

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611  my favorite type of exercise is running… from responsibility

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611  ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611  I’m the kind of friend who would run to your house with pizza at 4am if you’re sad but also forget to reply to your messages for 8 months

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611  Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611  hey sorry I’m late I didn’t want to come

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611  thinking ’bout that summer bod but also ’bout them tacos

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611  sometimes my laptop gets really hot and starts burning my leg but i fight through the pain because i am a blogging warrior 

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611  the best things in life have the most calories

‘XOXO

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Damn, yeah! ⌗11

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lishenho, lishen ho, li shen hoWooohooo, it’s that time again! This is probably one of my favourite kind of posts to create, as I laugh my ass off while looking for these texts on Tumblr. Shoutout to all the brilliant people who posted them ;)

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i don’t know what to tell u man

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 why can’t america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 scientist:on average teenagers go on the internet 16 hours a week
me:you mean per day
scientist:what
me:what

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 *tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 i like staying up at inhumanly hours, but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 people be like “Oh come on, be realistic.”
I be like: “No.”

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 i wrote a song about a tortilla
actually its more of a wrap

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 sorta wanna die sorta wanna kiss you sorta wanna get my shit together sorta wanna lose twenty pounds in a month??

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 I hate when my teachers lower my test scores… it’s so degrading

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 it took me 18 years to realise saturday has turd in it

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 there should be a dating website called ebae

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 me: exercise
me: excercis
me: excerc
me: excer
me: exe
me: ex
me: extra fries

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 current emotion: 20% battery

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 becoming a cold hearted motherfucker wasn’t really what i planned to do with my life but here i am

http://cmfoto.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/hjerterosa.png?w=611 I hope my Nintendogs are alright, I haven’t fed them in 6 years

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